what if you’re having sex with the doctor for the first time and you see his timelord penis and you’re like okay not too bad but then he penetrates you and you’re like hOLY FUCK YOU’RE HUGE and the doctor chuckles and says “bigger on the inside”
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ON
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.